Tiger! Tiger! less than bright
Hitting hydrants in the night
He who breaks his marriage pledge
Will lose a window to a wedge
Wielded by an angry spouse
Whose lawyers claim she'll get your house
And alimony steep in price
Because you wouldn't heed advice
That men get taken to the cleaners
When they're thinking with their wieners
There's no clue in all the twaddle
Who cheats on a Swedish model?!
Sponsors may soon step aside
As your betrayal of your bride
Seems less to be a one time slip
Than nothing but the iceberg's tip
On the course you've earned your laurels
But in life you have the morals
Of a pig or a hyena
Lucky Elin's not Lorena
Tiger! Tiger! less than bright
Hitting hydrants in the night
He who breaks his marriage pledge
Will lose a window to a wedge
